1 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:31,260 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:34,230 And welcome to another skull session. 3 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,130 I think we have at last conceived 4 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,500 the perfect football play. 5 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:44,940 If you have ten men to do your blocking 6 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:46,810 and follow this plan 7 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,640 you should have no trouble reaching the refreshments stand 8 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,410 at half time. 9 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:55,150 If you haven’t ten men you can do just as well 10 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:59,590 using two elderly ladies armed with hat pins. 11 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:03,060 Tonight’s training form is called "The Big Score." 12 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:06,190 But first, the head coach wishes to give you 13 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:08,430 a one minute pep talk. 14 00:01:32,850 --> 00:01:34,460 [laughing] Good night, Larry. 15 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:35,860 [laughter] 16 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:37,730 Now you do exactly as Dora tells you. 17 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,090 Oh, he will, Mr. Fellowes. 18 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,900 -Goodnight, Daddy. -Goodnight, son. 19 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:44,570 Now, off to bed with you and Dora will come in and read. 20 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,140 [chuckles] 21 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:50,370 Our Larry’s become very fond of you, Dora. 22 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,610 You seem to be his favorite babysitter. 23 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,110 He does miss his mother so much. 24 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:02,220 Well, I won’t be late tonight but, uh-- 25 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:06,050 Oh, in case of emergency I left my number on the pad that way you can reach me. 26 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:08,490 Righterooni, Mr. Fellowes. 27 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,490 -See you later, Dora. -Righterooni. 28 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,830 [laughs] 29 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:30,580 [Larry] Dora! Dora! 30 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:31,750 Coming! 31 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:44,390 Now, if you wanna grow up to be a big man like your father 32 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,330 you gotta sleep, Larry. 33 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,460 Why don’t you tell me a story? 34 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,670 Wouldn’t you rather look at television? 35 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,000 -Bang! Bang! -Righterooni. 36 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,200 Cops and cowboys. 37 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,710 I love you. 38 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,470 I love you, too. 39 00:02:58,510 --> 00:02:59,710 [laughs] 40 00:03:02,510 --> 00:03:05,310 [doorbell rings] 41 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:09,120 [TV show music] 42 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,300 [laughter] 43 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:23,970 [man] Oh, baby, what a pad! 44 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,400 Wall to wall money. 45 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:29,300 I dig it, hon, I dig it. 46 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:35,440 Hey, Arne, come on, get something goin’, will ya? 47 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,810 Somethin’ crazy, somethin’ hot. 48 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,410 [laughs] 49 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:41,620 [swing music playing] 50 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,090 Hey, Gino! Wake up, boy! 51 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,470 Do you wanna wake up the kid, you stupid jerk? 52 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,500 Hey, cool it, man, cool it. 53 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:03,470 The kid’s up watching television. 54 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,740 [Arne] Yeah, you see. You see, always cooling everything, huh? 55 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,580 Kid can hear, he can see. 56 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:10,480 You want him hearing things? 57 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,350 His brain is probably twice yours. 58 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:15,150 Gino’s right, keep it cool tonight, Arne. 59 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:22,060 Little Larry likes to choose his own lullabies. 60 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,760 What will you have, dear people? 61 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,630 Gin. 62 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,730 Hey! Mike! 63 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,070 Give me a beer. No head. 64 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:35,740 For you, Dumbo, it figures. 65 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:38,070 A bit of brandy for me, you now, old boy. 66 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,380 Strictly neat. 67 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:44,350 Gino, my dear boy, name your poison. 68 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:47,850 -Who gets loaded on a job? -Hey, we got time to swing, man! 69 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,950 -Gino, Gino, we’re swingin’, man, we’re swingin’. -Yeah. 70 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:52,890 Yeah, Mr. Fellowes won’t be back for a couple of hours yet. 71 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,090 Look, let’s move, babe, where’s the dough, where’s the loot? 72 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:57,260 Hey, you hurt! 73 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,730 Hey, no paws, man. 74 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,030 Or there’s trouble. 75 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,400 Do you want trouble, laughing boy? 76 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:08,370 Yeah, why not! 77 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,570 Hey, stop it! 78 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,040 Gino’s right. 79 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:14,940 I got a job set up here, not a ball. 80 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,610 Come on. 81 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:19,180 Come on. 82 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,520 Hey, look at this! 83 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,920 You stupid dumb! 84 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,660 Can’t you see has his initials on it? 85 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:32,060 F-H-F? 86 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:33,800 F. Hubert Fellowes? 87 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,700 Do you wanna cop this? 88 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:39,070 Why not just take a written confession right down to the DA personally? 89 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:42,540 Oh, stop yakking and follow me, treasure hunters. 90 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,140 [laughing] 91 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,650 Hey, look at this! 92 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,250 So, Mr. Fellowes is a sportsman. 93 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,180 [imitating gunshot] 94 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,320 Do you guys know the difference between punks like us 95 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,620 and the big guys on top? 96 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,630 Fat bank accounts and a private heater. 97 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,900 We’re not old enough to get gun permits. 98 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,360 Now I don’t need one. 99 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:13,300 Hey, Gino. It’s in here. 100 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:21,680 [laughing] 101 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:23,040 Here it is. Let’s go. 102 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,580 [laughing] 103 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:32,090 [gunshots] 104 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,590 Dora, what’s that? 105 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:36,420 It was just little Larry listening to television. 106 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,860 [shushing] 107 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:41,560 -[horse trotting] -[TV switches off] 108 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,070 [whispering] He’s asleep. 109 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,100 Well, let’s go. 110 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,400 [shushing] 111 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,870 Hey, hey. How do we know there’s loot in the box? 112 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,340 Let’s bust it open now. 113 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:51,370 We can’t open it here, we got the tools in the car. 114 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:54,540 Now, we open it on the way home. Let’s go! 115 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,510 [door closing] 116 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:07,720 Hi, Mr. Fellowes. You, you came back so soon. 117 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:09,790 Who are these boys? 118 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,060 Oh, they’re just friends of mine. 119 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:13,530 They’re keeping me company. 120 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,030 What are you doing with that? 121 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,200 [Gino] What? 122 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:18,430 You know what, the box. Give it to me. 123 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:19,830 You want it? 124 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,070 Take it. 125 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,040 All right. Now get out. You too, Dora. 126 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,350 -Hey, what’d she do? -It was their idea, Mr. Fellowes. 127 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,050 You little sneak! Get out, all of you! 128 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:35,620 Oh, wait a minute! 129 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,120 You’ve got no right to talk to her like that. 130 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:38,550 Don’t tell me what I should say! 131 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:39,950 [loud thud] 132 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,820 That was a mistake, Mr. Suntan. 133 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,960 Don’t shoot, Gino. 134 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:46,730 It’ll bring the cops. 135 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,830 Yeah. 136 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:49,930 You little punks! 137 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,830 [laughs] 138 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:55,070 You’re dumb, Mr. Suntan. 139 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:57,840 I mean... 140 00:07:57,870 --> 00:08:00,510 Walking into a private party like this. 141 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:03,180 Yeah. [laughs] 142 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,480 Mike. 143 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,290 Give it to him. 144 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,220 Mike! 145 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:22,930 [groans] 146 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:40,720 Let’s go. 147 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,620 [Arne] Yeah. Hey, let’s get out of here. 148 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,360 Come on, baby, let’s go. 149 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:51,660 A trusted babysitter can’t leave little Larry. 150 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:54,200 Besides, I gotta call the police. 151 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:56,400 I gotta have a good story ready for ’em. 152 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,000 That’s right, baby, tell ’em. 153 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,710 Hey, idiot, you forgot your jacket! 154 00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:25,030 Oh, please, can I go home? 155 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:29,030 Your folks are coming right over, Dora. They’re on their way now. 156 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:31,570 I know how much of an ordeal this has been for you. 157 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,940 But, little Larry, who’s gonna take care of little Larry? 158 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,670 Oh, Larry will be all right, we’ve got a woman coming over to take care of him. 159 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:44,050 Are you going to arrest me as a material witness or something? 160 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,580 Of course not, honey. 161 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:48,220 It’s just that I thought you’d wanna help us find whoever mu-- 162 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,650 I mean... 163 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,890 Well, I do wanna help you. 164 00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:03,370 But I already told you everything I know. 165 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,500 I was sitting in the nursery with little Larry 166 00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:08,800 when Mr. Fellowes came home. 167 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,970 He told me he’d just forgotten something so... 168 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:15,040 I went back to sit with Larry. 169 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,280 About five minutes later the door chime sounded 170 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:21,620 a-and I heard men’s voices but I couldn’t hear what they were saying. 171 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,520 And then, suddenly, somebody yelled 172 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:29,920 and the door slammed and I heard a car drive off. 173 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,960 And I went out to see what had happened 174 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:38,000 and... I saw Mr. Fellowes... 175 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,110 Did you see what kind of a car it was? 176 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:47,940 No. 177 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,880 I was too scared to do anything. 178 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,480 And you didn’t see who did it? 179 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,580 [mouthing] No. 180 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,420 Could you tell how many they were? 181 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,260 That is, by their voices. 182 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:04,490 Well... 183 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,900 I couldn’t be sure but... 184 00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:11,530 Well it, it sounded like they were two other people besides 185 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,470 Mr. Fellowes. 186 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:18,070 Oh, please, could I have a glass of water? 187 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,610 Sure. 188 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,480 [newscaster] And now, for the local news. 189 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,620 Two workmen were injured on a construction job at Bleakman Street 190 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,220 when a girder accidentally fell. 191 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,920 The condition of both men is said to be serious. 192 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,990 Traffic on Richmond Road is congested due to unusually heavy traffic. 193 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,600 -[giggles] -It’s advised to take alternate routes. 194 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:43,530 Weather calls for bright sunshine tomorrow, 195 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,530 winds around 10 miles per hour-- 196 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,940 Hey! I wanna get some music. 197 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:50,140 Well, get music then! 198 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,410 We’ve got nothing from Mr. Newspeak. 199 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,780 All about a lousy war, spaceman, golf. Who needs it? 200 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:59,880 Do you wanna get high blood pressure, Gino? 201 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,580 Take it easy. 202 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,490 Easy, she says. 203 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,390 We’ve been here all the time and we hear nothing about Mr. Fellowes. 204 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:09,360 Look at $32,000. 205 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:12,790 Look at 1,000, 100, 500... 206 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,060 It’s crazy! 207 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,170 So what, Gino? We got it made, man! 208 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,500 Dora’s story will hold. 209 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,240 -It’s a breeze, let’s fly! -[Arne] Yeah, man! 210 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:24,840 In clover, up to here. 211 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,980 -The phone, Jives. -Oh, yes, sir. 212 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,150 Hello, Interworld Lines? I’d like to charter a plane reservation if you please. 213 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:34,080 -[laughter] -Hey, knock it off, clown! 214 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,420 What’s the matter with this guy? 215 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,620 We got it made, Gino. 216 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,760 We could be wearing mink bibs. 217 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:46,160 Instead, I’m starving without beer in this flytrap. 218 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,600 Lookit. 219 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:51,230 Forty-two thousand gees and five bean tins. 220 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:56,100 We could be heading out in our gold-plated rig and instead, we fry. 221 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,170 This dump’s so bad even the bugs left. 222 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,810 Hey, shut up, man! 223 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,110 You dumb head! I’ve got worries on my own. 224 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,680 I’m dumb? 225 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:07,080 Here we break into Fort Knox by mistake, 226 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,390 this keeps making like a bum and I’m dumb. 227 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,890 [Gino] It bugs me. 228 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,360 -[jazz music on the radio] -What of a guy would leave 229 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,360 that amount of money lying around lose? 230 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,290 He moved into town about a year ago. 231 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:22,630 All anybody knows about him is that he was a fat cat with plenty of cash. 232 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,640 If we sit tight, we can come out of this smelling like roses. 233 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:32,510 That’s if we’re smart. But if we’re dumb, we’ve had it. 234 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,410 We killed that guy, remember? 235 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,080 That’s 99 years or the chair. 236 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,150 Sure, we’ve got all this loot. 237 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,880 But what are we out there, Mike? Punks! 238 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,290 Try it! Here. Take a little one, 239 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,360 take a hundred dollar bill and say, get me a case of beer. 240 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:51,230 Punk like you flashes so much money, you know what you’d get? 241 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,100 You get cops! 242 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,530 Cops and a murder rep. 243 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,470 But what do we do, Gino? 244 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,540 We wait. 245 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,040 Wait until the heat’s off a little. 246 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:07,110 I’ll find a fence and then we’ll unload the loot. 247 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:10,250 That’ll be less money to the dollar but... 248 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,850 It’ll be small stuff we can spend. 249 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,380 Let’s get going! Let’s go! 250 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,190 Listen, man! 251 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,320 We don’t leave that loot alone, not for one minute! 252 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,060 If we go out, we go out in pairs. 253 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:25,630 Except you, Dora. You keep on babysitting and going to school. 254 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,460 The rest of us stay right here. 255 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:35,070 I’ve been working a lifetime to get out of this punk class. 256 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:37,140 I got big time loot now. 257 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:39,270 I’m going up. 258 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,940 Yeah, I’m breaking out. 259 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,780 I’m finding a new song. 260 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,830 Give me a cigarette. 261 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:02,860 Oh, gee, thanks, screamer. 262 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,930 Why’d you let Mike and Arne go out? I wouldn’t trust them. 263 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,070 I have to, maybe they can hear something. 264 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,540 Besides, I gotta think. 265 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,140 They’re so dumb. 266 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,910 Yeah. 267 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:18,380 Mike’s such a punky jerk. 268 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,220 You know? I’ve had it with him. 269 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,050 But you got it, Gino. 270 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:27,060 You and me, we could really fly. 271 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,890 You mean take the money? 272 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,360 Let’s say we do. 273 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,790 Mike cries to the cops and we’re dead. 274 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:36,900 No. We leave the creeps their cut and swing off together. 275 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,800 You need me, Gino. 276 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,900 You’re smart but I’m educated. 277 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,100 I can look good, get in the right places. 278 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,070 Yeah, later on you drop me like that, like with Mike. 279 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,180 -[laughs] -No. 280 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,710 No real fizz with Mike. No chemistry. 281 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,150 Like with you. 282 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,620 I feel like a statue with Mike. 283 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,490 You don’t look like a statue with Mike. 284 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:02,020 I was thinking of you all the time. 285 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,630 [laughs] 286 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:06,560 You know, baby? You can put that on and off like a faucet. 287 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,500 I like it when it’s on. 288 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,510 Do you want a ventilated head? 289 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,480 OK, you’re the boss, man. 290 00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:26,680 But don’t go raiding my preserves, you dig? 291 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,280 This’s all staked out for me. 292 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,390 Oh, keep it, keep it! 293 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,490 Just tell me where you got the money to buy that brew! 294 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,820 How! 295 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,690 We mooched dough up an old buddy of Arne. 296 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:36,660 Guy from out of town. 297 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,330 Did you heist that brew? 298 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,160 Look, an old buddy of Arne’s. 299 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,730 Look, man, if you heisted that brew, you’re gonna have a fat lip. 300 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,800 Fatter than your head! 301 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,100 Yeah, boss. 302 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,240 You can take a turn out anytime you want, huh? 303 00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:53,840 That’s right. 304 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,540 I’m gonna go get a radio with a police band. 305 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,650 I gotta find out why that Newspeak doesn’t talk about. 306 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,280 Why they haven’t said anything. 307 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,680 A radio with a police band? 308 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,050 Man, what are you gonna use for bread? 309 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,490 I’m gonna take a hundred. 310 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,020 Then I’m gonna go see a fence. 311 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,020 -What fence? -Ozzie. 312 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,060 -Ozzie who? -Just Ozzie. 313 00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:13,030 He runs a discount store. 314 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:17,670 He sells everything, from clawhammers to thousand dollar TV sets. 315 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,140 And then, down in the basement, he sells the hot stuff. 316 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,640 He’s part of a big operation. 317 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:25,040 Gee, how do you get onto a guy like that? 318 00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:29,210 Well, I sold him some stuff. Going up you gotta know the right people. 319 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,580 Right now, it’s Ozzie. 320 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:37,290 Yeah, you gonna go way up, Gino. 321 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,090 That’s right, and you know something? 322 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:44,290 When I get to where I’m going, I’m gonna be able to buy and sell Ozzie. 323 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,330 And you two better be here when I get back. 324 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,130 With the money. 325 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,830 What about me? 326 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,800 Yeah. What about you? 327 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,430 Tell Ozzie I want to see him. 328 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,230 Over there, punk. 329 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,210 -I don’t see him. -The door, punk. 330 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,810 Shove off. 331 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,540 I’m buying this time, not selling. 332 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:39,410 I got a fat deal, if he wants it, he better make a quick appointment. 333 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,720 It looks real. 334 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,190 What else? 335 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,660 Come with me. 336 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,810 Ozzie, this kid wants to talk to you. 337 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,010 Long time no see, Ozzie. How’s business? 338 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,480 Expanding. So don’t waste my time with heisted peanuts. 339 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:15,420 Oh, Gino isn’t selling these days, he’s buying. 340 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,150 [Ozzie] What are you buying? 341 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,120 I want a radio. The best. With a police band. 342 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,320 What are you using for money, Gino? 343 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,830 Money. Plenty more where this one came from. 344 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,800 Got a hot deal for you. 345 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,530 I want the radio now, though. 346 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,610 What’s the matter, kid? You’ve never seen one of these before? 347 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,380 Sure, sure. Give me a light, will you? 348 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,760 Thanks. 349 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,820 Now, where’s the radio? 350 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,900 Here you are, punk. 351 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,040 Latest model. 352 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,740 Thanks. 353 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:27,420 [laughter] 354 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,990 You stole the guy’s lighter. 355 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,230 So what? We only got some beer. 356 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:34,560 You stole it! Then you have to sell it to the lousy fence! 357 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,130 That ties us to the killing. 358 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,330 We could’ve gotten rid of that money. 359 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,440 But the guy’s lighter’s got his initials on it. 360 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,470 Oh, you’re too dumb to live. 361 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,380 -Watch it, Gino! -[thud] 362 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,490 Don’t worry about them, leave the creeps. 363 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,490 We’re all in on it, right? 364 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,160 So, if they go to the cops, they talk themselves right into the electric chair. 365 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:06,260 [laughs] Yeah. Come on, take it all! 366 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:12,500 Me, I was happy before and then I had beer, chicks... 367 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:15,170 Go. Bye-bye, cats. 368 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,600 Oh, come on, baby. 369 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:28,180 Must be a cop car. Still on our tail? 370 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,190 He’s coming up, coming up fast. 371 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:33,390 Well, fasten your lifebelt, baby, I put beef under this hood. 372 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,690 We’ve got a hot iron here! 373 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,930 Goodbye, cops! 374 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,500 Lose ’em, Gino! Go, screamer, go! 375 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,110 -Gino! -Get out! 376 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,120 Most of it’s here, Murphy, like I figured. 377 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,790 Move, punks. 378 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,400 You got the money. What do you want with us? 379 00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:15,900 [Ozzie] Over there. 380 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:17,570 But you got the money. 381 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,840 Nobody, nobody, kid, takes Syndicate money. 382 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,270 What are you talking about Syndicate money? 383 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,370 We took that from Mr. Fellowes’ house. 384 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:28,280 Mr. Fellowes was our boss. 385 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:30,080 [Ozzie] Right, Murphy? 386 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,610 [Murphy] That’s right. 387 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,820 And we don’t like what you kids did to our boss, do we, Murphy? 388 00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:37,350 We don’t like it. Move! 389 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:48,930 Wh-What are you going to do with us? 390 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,930 [Ozzie] What do you think? Punks. 391 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:09,150 And that concludes tonight’s play, "The Big Score." 392 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:12,490 However, while Ozzie and his friends appear to be 393 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,060 a hit on point in our final quarter, 394 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,060 it was the police who finally won the game. 395 00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,600 Mike, Arne, Ozzie, and Murphy 396 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:23,900 have all been benched for 20 to 30 years. 397 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:27,300 In case you’ve been puzzled by this athletic theme, 398 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,940 I should explain. 399 00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:32,070 This portion of the program was originally prepared for 400 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,340 a story about college football. 401 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:38,750 Of course, we soon discovered that football is hardly a suitable subject 402 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:42,380 for television, there’s far too much violence. 403 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:45,250 Then, there’s a matter of athletic scholarships 404 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,090 and quite a bit of bribery 405 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,090 and all and all we felt the story put American youth 406 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:52,590 in much too bad a light. 407 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,200 For this reason only, 408 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:58,170 we substituted tonight’s tale of juvenile delinquency. 409 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,470 And now, for that part of the program 410 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,040 for which I wish there were a substitute, 411 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:05,170 after which I shall return. 412 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,480 How do you do? 413 00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:10,510 I’m Alfred Hitchcock. 414 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:13,950 I thought you might have forgotten during my absence. 415 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:17,120 This concludes tonight’s training session. 416 00:24:17,150 --> 00:24:19,290 We should return next week, 417 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,690 when I shall lecture on the art of point-shaving 418 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,660 and game throwing. 419 00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:27,100 Until then, goodnight.